What's today? December? It's Hoppy Magazine day! Hoppy magazine day, hoppy magazine day! Holy jeez, look at what we got here. That silly penguin is back again, It's Too Damn Hot For A Penguin, Tropical Cold IPA. Made with Citra, Mosaic , with added pineapple and passionfruit. I gotta send him off to the south pole. All the hoppy people are very nice penguin, they'll drink you real respectable like. So pick up a cold can of It's Too Damn Hot For A Penguin, T-t-t-t-Today Junior! enjoy it, for as long as you can. For the love of god, cherish it.